I think I understand.

Hammer, we are here to listen and support (well, most of us). It sucks. I know it sucks. But if you do what you're claiming to do in the first post, you'll be a happier person and any woman you're with will be happier too.

 

Exactly. I've been through longer relationships -- including my first love -- that ended and didn't hurt like this one, so I figured something else was the problem.

So, I feel like a happier person now. Bring it on, trolls.

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

Now you have to go out and fuck as many of her friends as possible