I Was Wrong Ever to Leave You, Bar Soap

A possible valid use for coffee? Interesting.

 

I had a coffee body scrub massage at a hotel. I hate the taste of coffee but the smell is wonderful. If I could get done of those scrubs every morning I’d do it.

Oh, and bar all the way. I even use JR Liggett’s old-fashioned shampoo bar hot hair. It’s wonderful, and no need for conditioner. A bar lasts me 4-6 months, too, so I can easily bring enough with me for a two-year tour of duty.

For body, Istanbul spoiled me. Olive oil all the way.

 

Sounds like Kosher soap. Make sure you buy the fleishig kind though.

 

Ivory bar soap for me, to make up for all the other things about me that aren’t 99.44 percent pure.

I know my wife still loves me when I step into the shower and see that the slivers of soap I’ve been using have been replaced with a fresh new bar.

 

Not sure I understand this. If you and your wife drink 6 cups, can't you fill the water to the six cup line, with the requisite amount of grounds?

 

Coffee enemas are another use. Not for me, love to drink it. Like a good coffee, but agree with some others who
will microwave it after it goes cold. Think it was Robin Quivers on Howard Stern who talked about coffee enemas.

 

Had my mouth washed out with Lava soap for cussing as a youngster. Last time I cussed for awhile, at least where my mom could hear me.

 

I'll only use one kind of bar soap. All natural. Handmade. Supports anarchy.

 

Body wash:
If you're concerned about waste or cost, get Suave for Men. The regular bottle is less than $2 (at Walmart and probably still cheap at other places) and the big bottle costs less than most other brands' regular bottles. Nice suds; gets the job done.

Keurig:
Should be mandatory at papers (or any business) with tiny staffs. The one person who likes coffee can make as many single cups as they want. I got tired of dumping out old pots that had been there long enough to grow mold.

 

This stuff is amazing. Will get any kind of grease or oil off your hands and your clothes. They should have sued Gwyneth Paltrow for sullying their good name.