I'd be going to hell for this pun...

Alofa Time just before he got into his truck that day:

 

BOISE, Idaho (ACE) -- Police were scratching their heads on Thursday, trying to figure out whether the charge a man with double or triple vehicular homicide when his pickup truck crashed into an oncoming car, left the driver and passenger dead and a severed head -- which was not wearing a safety belt -- bouncing down the highway.

 

Time's up: Two dead, severed head, send all on Highway to Hell

BOISE, Idaho (HPD) -- Despite two dead and his wife's severed head, Alofa Time hadn't fled.

Police say Time's pickup truck slammed into a car, and turning bizarre, launched his wife's noggin real far.

The crashed killed a mom and her girl, thew the police for a whirl and presented a mystery to unfurl.

Time seemed to stand still, and he said with a chill, that he was in on his wife's kill.

 

(TV Version):


(Prompter-reading chimp): "Welcome back to the Channel 38 Live Eye On-Your-Side Newswatch News Team six o'clock report ... we want to give you the heads-up on a story from Idaho... let's go to our head investigative reporter at the scene ... Bill?"

(Hairdo): "Thanks, Todd. Police are wondering if they'll ever be able to get ahead of the curve in the case of a man charged with decapitating his wife, then slamming his car head-on into another on this Idaho highway ... "

 

BOISE, Idaho -- Alofa Time really wanted his wife to GET A FUCKIN' HAIRCUT.

 

A new spin:

Police could not get to Theresa N. Time

 

She was irritating Alofa Time.

 

Welcome to Idaho

Where 3 heads are better than one.

 

It was a dark and stormy night.