I'd say "please shoot Berman" but the bullet would just lodge in all that fat

I've changed my plea from someone pimp-slapping Berman to someone kicking him in the nuts.

I'll donate $10 to the cause, plus 1 percent of the bail.

 

i know i and everyone else on this board is biased because we were or still are in the business but does he really appeal to the 18-34 demographic? doesn't he still talk about the NFC norris division, which is a hockey reference that itself was outdated more than a decade ago?

 

We loathe him. We hate him. We despise him. Yet, we devote another thread to him. Can't someone just earn that reward money and finish the job?

 

Enis penvy, Claws. Enis penvy.

 

Same goes for his outdated music references... not to mention the way he talks about himself in the first-person plural. (unless that's a reference to his size)

It's my belief that people who like him are the kind of people who see him on the air no more than once a year while flipping channels.

 

He sort of sounds like Kuatto now.

"Quuuuuuuuuuuaid ... Quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaid ... Start ... the reactor ..."

 

Please...his John Facenda impersonation, which wasn't good to begin with, is just his voice two octaves lower.

 

I'll up my contribution to $100.

I hear a lot about pimp hands on here. Let's see one.

Strong.

 

I've offered, three separate times, to go to Bristol and punch Berman right in the face for a round-trip ticket and bail money. I'll throw in Stu Scott for free.

 

So you don't think he sucks then?

 

Hoops just keepin' it real. True 'dat. [/sarcasm]

We can always try to cremate Fat Boy, but you know how the last cremation of a big guy ended up... ;D

 

You'd only need a one-way ticket.