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I'd say "please shoot Berman" but the bullet would just lodge in all that fat

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BitterYoungMatador2, Oct 30, 2006.

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  1. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    GRANDMA-MA! LARRY JOHNSON!

    What a fucking dickpirate.
     
    kingcreole, Nov 6, 2006
    #61
  2. dawgpounddiehard

    dawgpounddiehard Active Member

    I'd figure I would bring this back from the SportsJournalists.com depths...

    Twice this weekend, this blowhard has referred to "the new browns vs. the old browns." I can go into fanboy mode about the traditions and colors, but yes, this may have had some validity in 1999... but it has been eight years fat ass.

    I'm a dumbass for listening, I know. Time to turn on NFL Network.

    [/end rant]

    Ahh, that felt better. Thanks. :)
     
    dawgpounddiehard, Oct 1, 2007
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  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    LOL!
     
    slappy4428, Oct 1, 2007
    #63
  4. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    If we threw Berman's lard-ass into a vat of molten steel, a'la T-2, do you think that would finally kill him?
     
    PhilaYank36, Oct 1, 2007
    #64
  5. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Could his taste in music -- even by baby-boomer standards -- suck any more?
    Huey Lewis?
    Jesus wept.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Oct 1, 2007
    #65
  6. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    At least Huey Lewis knows when it was time to get out of the spotlight and lay low. He finds Leather's act to be repulsive and unfunny.

    If this is it
    Please let me know...
     
    D-3 Fan, Oct 1, 2007
    #66
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I can really do without that fucking annoying, loud-as-hell "whoop" sound. I can tolerate just about everything else from him, but that shit needs to stop.
     
    mike311gd, Oct 1, 2007
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  8. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member

    I heard the fat bastard use "it's late September and I really should be back in school three times in the last week. Wasn't funny in 1987 and isn't funny in 2007.
     
    Pancamo, Oct 1, 2007
    #68
  9. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

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    BitterYoungMatador2, Oct 2, 2007
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  10. bydesign77

    bydesign77 Active Member

    If we're really going to do this, I'll volunteer one of my buddy passes to reduce the cost. All we'll need is donations.
     
    bydesign77, Oct 2, 2007
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  11. Kato

    Kato Well-Known Member

    Re: I'd say "please shoot Berman" but the bullet would just lodge in all that fa

    Actually, I think Deion is quite good on there, as are Mariucci and Eisen. They have fun are a little self-deprecating and don't try to be "the show" like Berman. It's a very good highlight show in my opinion.
     
    Kato, Oct 2, 2007
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  12. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    I'm still at $100 for someone to pimp-slap Berman.

    I'll never forget a great story about my grandma in 1999. I'm sitting on her couch with my cousin watching Primetime, and he's doing his gay-ass antics. My grandma comes in and says, "Can someone turn this guy down or off?"

    Not turn the channel. Turn off Berman. Even my little ol' grandma got it.
     
    kingcreole, Oct 2, 2007
    #72
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