Idaho Senator arrested in men's room

I would think that, if you are looking for anonymous sex, it gets no more anonymous than a BJ on a 45-minute layover in the Twin Cities. Not that I've had the pleasure ...

Oh yeah ... I've always found airport johns to be the most foul places on Earth from an aromatic standpoint. Always figure it's because nobody's going to drop the deuce on an airplane, so you gotta get it out when you can. But of all the airports in all the land, Minneapolis has, to me, been the worst smelling there is. I am scheduled to go through there next month and I'm most certainly going to take less than a "wide stance."

 

Most of us think they're busy, but who knew they were for gettin' busy.

And will they eventually have to hang signs in airport restrooms next to the No Smoking signs that say No Pole Smoking either?

 

You gonna be here all week?

 

damn straight. try the veal....

 

That smell is what I was thinking about the whole time while reading the police report.
I'm not gay, so maybe I'm just biased, but I can't think of any place that would make me less horny than a bathroom.
If I walked into a men's room and all of the Victoria's Secret models were naked and throwing themselves at me, I still don't think I'd be able to "perform" because of the smell.

 

There's a blow dryer joke here somewhere, but it's eluding me at the moment.

 

Cruising for anonymous gay sex in men's public restrooms has been quite common in Minneapolis since the 1950s.

This is the first I've heard of the airport restroom, but there are Web sites devoted to this type of thing, and the U of M'w West Bank (near downtown) has always been a hot spot.

 

There's also the small issue of sanitary conditions. I mean, I'm not Adrian Monk, but I'm not sure there's a woman out there who could get me going in a public bathroom.

 

Sometimes a good blow job and a Dirty Martini can really take the edge off of flying. I prefer to get mine in the Women's Room, not the martini, but Senator Larry likes to fly with his wings dipped a little lower, good for him.

 

Rep. Hoekstra (R) of Michigan says Craig must resign.

That over/under of 10 days might have been a little high.

 

agreed--i can't even tell you the number of times i thought i was going to puke just from the smell of these places alone*



*please note i was originally going to say "gag" instead of puke, but realized that may not be so appropriate for this thread...

 

Or apparently a dirty blow job and a good martini....

Tip your waitresses!