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Idaho Senator arrested in men's room

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by finishthehat, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. Welcome back, my brother.
     
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    The action stall is always the fifth stall from entrance. If someone is tapping their foot in 2nd stall it's assumed that their are just trying to get something off their shoe or listening to their IPOD.

    I'll tell you between senators getting hand jobs and Muslims washing their feet in the sink, airport bathrooms have become a place of living hell for the man in the gray flannel suit who just wants to relieve himself.
     
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Don't forget the Eurotrash dude washing his hair in the sink.
     
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    I'm flying in to Boise this afternoon. Should I pee at my local airport before the flight and risk that I can escape Boise International without being sexuall harassed or assaulted?
     
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Do you ladies ever stop worring about the shoes the "competition' is wearing.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If using an airport restroom is inevitable -- just sit back and enjoy it.
     
  7. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Ace, you always say the sweetest things.

    I think I'll just avoid drinking anything for a few hours. I, too, have an extra wide stance and I'd hate it to be misinterpreted as an opening (pun intended) to go all bootsy on me.
     
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Idaho, obviously you have good reason to fear toe-tapping politicians. Just wear a diaper. No worries!
     
  9. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    I guarantee, anyone taking a dump in the Boise airport bathroom these days is concentrating mightily on not tapping their feet.

    Which is kind of like when someone tells you not to think of a green elephant. So good luck.
     
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    My guess is that they'd practically be laying on the floor.

    Guys can get it done in as little as eight seconds, or so I've heard.
     
  11. http://tpmelectioncentral.com/2007/08/_five_more_gop_lawmakers_demand_craig_step_down.php


    Riddle me this: all these GOP types, waxing wroth -- tell Roth to wax Jenkins for a while -- over Larry Craig, and they want him out of there yesterday. Yet David Vitter 'fesses up to kinky illegal sex with the DC Madam's house organs, and nobody wants him to quit.
    Could it be that Craig's replacement will be appointed by a GOP governor while Vitter's would be in the hands of a Democratic one?
    Naw, that can't be it.
     
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Could be. But also, I think the gay sex thing is much more upsetting to the moralizing freaks them than the guy having straight sex with the high-priced whore. Both bad. But the gay thing is a special kind of bad. Don't you read the bible?
     
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