Idaho Senator arrested in men's room

I've never baled anyone's hay. Well, this one time in college, but I was drunk, and, you know, it was college.

 

I just clap my hands, snap my fingers and bang my fists on the TP dispenser.

 

"Wide Stance" might be the next name of my fantasy hoop team.

 

As Bill Maher says, "Republicans think sex is bad because with them, it usually is."

 

Well, I guess he'll have to get used to being behind in the polls instead of ...

Oh, nevermind.

 

I dibs Baling Hay & Laying Pipe for fantasy purposes.

 

If I get something stuck to my shoe at airport I be sure not to tap my my to get it off.

 

Larry, clearly a gay name, gives new meaning to adjournment sine die, cloture , rider , & outlays .

I wonder if he's in line to be Minority Whip?

 

Then again, there are some things we just don't need to know.

 

Craig was outed by a blogger last year and the story was picked up by various outlets around the state. Others chose (wisely, IMO) not to run it. The "Craig is gay" story is the worst kept secret in the state ... kept just enough so the morons who vote for him don't know he's one of the "perverts" they rail against.

 

In what way is it wise not to run it?

 

I think Lester means the story from last fall, which totally relied on anonymous sources and a blogger in D.C.