If every SJ.com handle were suddenly a free agent

HAHA. Is Samir taken? I'll go with Samir.

Just watched that movie again today. I crack up every time I see it.

 

MIAMI (AP) | Team minority owners, the general manager, two of the last three top draft choices and 17 gracious MU_was_not_so_hard fans landed at Miami International Airport late Saturday evening, all in an effort to court the SportsJournalists.com handle Pickle_Juice.
"This is a name we're willing to fight for," Master P, MU's young but rambunctious GM said moments after deplaning. "We went to the laptop, gathered a few fans, and hopped on the jet. We're here to prove we can hammer this deal home."
The group of fans wore wife-beater shirts, all with the Sharpie-inscripted message "TEAM MU wants PJ." Master P was slightly better dressed, accompanying a sport coat and tie to go with the ensemble.
Representatives for Pickle_Juice, who earlier in the evening suggested a guaranteed starting position, reconfirmed the handle's previous demands.
"We're not about to go off to anyone," Pickle_Juice's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, said. "PJ is not a gun for hire. She's an experience cutlery saleswoman looking for the best possible deal. Next question."
Rosenhaus also reiterated that his client would not rule out holding out this season, although he did add that it wasn't a primary option.
The threat was real enough that P, recently signed away from his previous position with Fukkabunchayankeefans, a popular Sons of Sam Horn Web site team, talked the two minority owners into agreeing to a deal in principle with Pickle_Juice.
"Now we wait. We have a hand-shake deal, but it's in [Rosenhaus'] hands," Master P said. "Pickle will be flying in for a physical sometime in the next few days, and we expect no further problems."
Two hours after landing in Miami, the contingent was back at MIA, en route home to American Somoa.
"Whoo! Pickle_Juice!" one of the fans screamed as the group reboarded the plane for the return flight. "See you when you get to your real home."

 

Aw, you're sweet. Can you fill the bra ... er, shoes?

 

Damn, I wanted that one!

Fine, I call claim to the sig line "Do you really want to verb me?"

 

Samir Naga, Naga, Nagonnaworkhereanymore

 

I'm not going to wade through seven pages now because it's late and I need to hit the bed, but if buttermydong is still on the board when I land on the clock, it's mine.

 

Oooo, now there's a sleeper.

 

I'll take Walter_Sobchak.

 

Now THAT's An Autopsy!

Always been a fan of that one for some reason.

 

Surprised it took so long for someone to suggest Sandy.

I believe I'd go with Anonymous.

 

I'm honored, but Scott Boras says I should hold out for more money and a better team.

 

21 of course.

Because in reality, we'd all like to be 21 (again).