If you thought "Dancing with the Stars" wasn't enough...

I wanna go on there with Michael Bolton so I can beat his ass to a pulp. Screw singing a duet with the asshole.

 

Smokey Robinson and Aaron Neville? Two of the greatest voices in American pop music history?

Oh, the hu-fucking-manity....

 

I can't remember the last Clint Black song I heard. Last I saw of him, he was guest hosting some show on TNN (when it was TNN).

Then again, he has Lisa Hartman Black waiting at home. Not sure I really expect him to leave that real often.

 

This shit is on now. It's eff'n terrible already.

Someone dug up Michael Bolton.

 

Isn't Chris Jericho, the former WWE wrestler, one of the participants? He was the lead singer of a metal band that liked playing heavy metal covers and some original stuff.

 

Correct... his band, Fozzy, is still together I believe.

 

Yeah, along with Cheech Marin, Carlton from Fresh Prince and Lucy Lawless -- who's awful hot, by the way.

 

With or without Jericho in the band? I know he quit WWE, but he always seems to be found on VH1 or E! or any of those countdown-type shows talking about something.

 

With Jericho.

 

Seems Clint ain't done much since:

"I RAQ AND ROLL"

Words and Music by Clint Black and Hayden Nicholas

YOU CAN WAVE YOUR SIGNS IN PROTEST
AGAINST AMERICA TAKING STANDS
THE STANDS AMERICA'S TAKEN
ARE THE REASON THAT YOU CAN

IF EVERYONE WOULD GO FOR PEACE
THERE'D BE NO NEED FOR WAR
BUT WE CAN'T IGNORE THE DEVIL
HE'LL KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE

SOME SEE THIS IN BLACK AND WHITE
OTHERS ONLY GRAY
WE'RE NOT BEGGING FOR A FIGHT
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY

WE HAVE THE RESOLUTION
THAT SHOULD PUT'EM ALL TO SHAME
BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF DEADLINE
WHEN I'M CALLED IN THE GAME

CHORUS
I RAQ, I RACK'EM UP AND I ROLL
I'M BACK AND I'M A HIGH TECH GI JOE
I PRAY FOR PEACE, PREPARE FOR WAR
AND I NEVER WILL FORGET
THERE'S NO PRICE TOO HIGH FOR FREEDOM
SO BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU TREAD

THIS TERROR ISN'T MAN TO MAN
THEY CAN BE NO MORE THAN COWARDS
IF THEY WON'T SHOW US THEIR WEAPONS
WE MIGHT HAVE TO SHOW THEM OURS

IT MIGHT BE A SMART BOMB
THEY FIND STUPID PEOPLE TOO
AND IF YOU STAND WITH THE LIKES OF SADDAM
ONE JUST MIIGHT FIND YOU

CHORUS II
I ROCK, I RACK'EM UP AND I ROLL
I'M BACK AND I'M A HIGH TECH GI JOE
I'VE GOT INFRARED, I'VE GOT GPS AND I'VE GOT THAT GOOD OLD FASHIONED LEAD
THERE'S NO PRICE TOO HIGH FOR FREEDOM
SO BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU TREAD

BRIDGE
NOW YOU CAN COME ALONG
OR YOU CAN STAY BEHIND
OR YOU CAN GET OUT OF THE WAY
BUT OUR TROOPS TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE
FOR THE GOOD OLD U.S.A.


I ROCK, I RACK'EM UP AND I ROLL
IN THE USA
I ROCK, I RACK'EM UP AND I ROLL
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE USA

 

I was a big Wayne Brady fan on "Whose Line Is It Anyway."

But for the love of God, Wayne, quit sucking up to everybody in site.

It was downright uncomfortable to watch.

So why am I watching? Because I have a daughter who enjoys such things.

 

After his performance tonight, I guess Jericho has more time now for VH1, E! and Fozzy. Perhaps he should get back in the ring.