If you wanna stop the gay from spreading, you gotta catch it early

If it's genetic, how does he plan to "treat" it?

Stem cells?

 

And if it's untreatable, is abortion on the table?

 

To be fair, I may have caught it from Jones the other night when he kept unbuttoning his shirt and showing off his forrest of chest hair. I think he brought it down from Canada, or at the very least, caught it from George Clooney. I tried to scrub it off with holy water, but it burned like that shit was acid. My hair looks good though.

 

It really just shocks me the mental and ethical gymnastics these people are willing to go through when it would be so much easier just to say, "That line in Leviticus, you know, maybe not-so accurate."

 

But they believe every word in the Bible is, well, gospel, delivered to us exactly as God wanted. Divine inspiration or whatever it is called. If they admit one thing is suspect, that opens up a can they do not want opened.

 

Oh, I understand that. But it's kind of selective, no? I mean, no one is stoning women for adultery. Why does this one get under their skin so badly?

 

Oh, I think you can figure that one out if you think about it ...

 

Except for, you know, that whole thing about selling all your possessions and giving them to the poor so that you can get into the Kingdom of Heaven. That was like, um, a metaphor or something.

 

A writer -- cannot recall which -- was asked his opinion of Christians.

I do not know, he supposedly said. I never met one.

 

Too late. Gone.

 

This is like saying some people are inferior because of their skin color, which they also have no biological control over. Oh wait people already do that.

The extent of human ignorance and stupidity never ceases to amaze me.