I'll be 35 tomorrow ...

As my dad said when I turned 35 last year, "now you can no longer be trusted."

 

I don't know, but I left you an early birthday present on the "civil" thread.

 

Bubs,

Nice sig line, asshole.

 

Do a Raiderette, whatever.

 

Those Depends things, you need to buy some of them. At 35 most of us lose control of our bowels.

 

Go to Tahoe, I hear it's only a 15-minute trip there.

 

That one time I had an unfortunate combination of chili and beer. One time.

 

BTW, Happy 35th!

Sincerely,
Class of '71
(the foul year of our lord, according to HST)

 

I'll be 35 in June, and the list of shit I still haven't done is long.

I have run a marathon, though.

Tops on my list to do before I turn 40 is visit Australia.

 

Braggart.

 

I could have admitted to having done three, but I didn't want to brag.

Of course, I'm pretty out of shape now, so running eight miles would be a stretch.

 

pal -- Find something completely stupid and frivolous and expensive, and do it with a smile.