I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......UPDATE

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

Comet bomb her front porch.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

That's brilliantly evil.

Congrats.

I'm gonna save that one.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

I think that's kind of the point, Mayfly. You want to make it messy.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

Although I have never upper decked somebody, I would prefer to make a nice little log in there. If it could wind around the important parts of the toilet, that would be swell. It would just be hard to aim if it was messy. You don't want to paint the walls.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

Mayfly says you should stop at Wendy's, eat some chili and nuggets and let loose on her lawn.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

Serves him right for what he did with the tennis player's mom.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

Dr. J did mention something about burritos.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

file slander charges against her.
Make sure the cop desk catches wind of it so the story in the paper can read "wife of assistant DA hit with slander charges"

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

And since you say that she says that you're of loose moral whatever, per se, you can make millions with no evidenceof anything!

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

Tell the Asst DA you heard his wife is cheating with your husband.

Then put all those cameras to use....stand outside taking pictures of her and her house.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

HER HUSBAND IS THE ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY!

Low-hanging fruit, etc.

 

Re: I'm cheating on Dr. J, and he's leaving me......

She doesn't deserve that. I could only think of one person who would, but he is dead.