I'm desperate! I need the help of SJ.com!!!!

Did you play running back at Ohio State a few years ago?

 

How do you do the MLA citation for this thread? "I'm desperate! I need the help of SportsJournalists.com!!!" sportsjournalists.com. Plagarized from experts in many fields. 11 Dec 2006.

 

Shotty you are going to lose your position as board conscience.

 

i'm getting goosed up!

Smashed:the story of maurice clarret's life as a Denver Bronco.

UPDATEaper is coming along. 1 page done. many more to go.

 

XXXX, relax! After I graduated, I was called by dozens of recruiters and flown out for interviews and offered jobs by multiple major papers. During the job search, I talked to several dozens of editors. Not one mentioned a single word about grades or academic performance.

 

I heard this story once. Takes place in the Finger Lakes region of New York, if I recall correctly.

 

At this point, I recommend speed.

 

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

 

I've read the book. It's eminently skimmable.

 

You know, we should start a thread (to be stickied, without question) in which we have research papers posted. Kinda like those frat house file cabinets, the ones that don't hold the liquor bottles. It'd be much easier for xxxx if he could just copy and paste and skip the whole sleep deprivation thing.

Call it "xxxx's bailout research paper thread" in honor of our young friend here.

 

I think I saw something like this thread at the Naval Academy a few years back.
Is it too late for XXXX to transfer to Auburn?

 

Hell, I wrote a 12-page philosophy research paper in one night, starting at midnight, footnotes and everything, without ever reading the stuff. Smashed should be easy!