I'm desperate! I need the help of SJ.com!!!!

What year are you?

 

junior

 

Paging Mr. Dyepack. Mr. Dyepack, you have a call.

 

Unfortunately, he has no courtesy phone.

 

Isn't that a direct quote from Jason Blair?

 

And you're planning on getting into Temple for... grad school?

 

[enter stage left carrying soapbox; place soapbox stage center; mount soapbox]

Either you do the job or you don't. We don't care. Ten years from now, I pray to god you are not sitting in the press box. You don't belong.

Please do something else.

What we do is important. We work hard at it. We drink, cry, carry on. It drives us nuts. But we do the job.

You didn't.

Screw off.

[dismount soapbox, exit stage right]

 

Another fine production by the members of SportsJournalists.com.

 

And to XXXX: Are you one of those douche bags that thinks 15 hours a semester is too much, even though mommy and daddy are footin' the bill for university so you don't have to work ... then you drop to 12 hours because that Russian history prof. is a "dick" and didn't "like" you? Meanwhile, you have plenty of time (and money) to get drunk on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights while dickin' around with your Sigma Nu pals.

Even if you're not, I'm with unwitty. Figure it out yourself or bend over for the King (see below).

 

I took 21 hours my last semester and wrote a 50 page thesis for my undergrad. I have no sympathies. Oh, and I was working two jobs at 40 hours per week. No sympathy for laziness whatsoever.

 

And walked to class in the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways, right?

 

Jesus, spup Future Mrs. Doc. My 15 hours with a full-time job and 24-hour-per-week part-time job during my last two years are child's play compared to you.