I'm Done Shaving

My beard doesn't get itchy. I didn't even mind it during the summer.

 

I do have an appointment for early December where a lovely young lady will shave my beard and trim me up a nice goatee with a hot towel shave and massage. Oh, and I get two beers with the service.

 

Tried a beard once while I was in college in the desperate hope that women would find it attractive. Except the beard and the hair of my upper lip would not connect. The women stayed away and probably had a good laugh. So then I tried a mustache for a week or two. The women still stayed away. Goodbye mustache.

Once I met my wife, she hates beards, and if I go more than two days without shaving, she’ll complain if she feels my face.