I'm sad ...

You know, there's a joke there about being the perfect height to use more than his abs, but I won't go there...

 

God I hope so. There's no way I can delete all of my embarrassing posts on this thread.

 

Well, let me just say that I'm glad that fucked-up dream I had woke me up, leading me to check the computer and SportsJournalists.com before this thread was deleted ;D

Hey sportschick!!

P.S. I have an ab somewhere ... next time I get drunk I'll post a pic :-X ;D

 

So you edited the post..and still said the family balls? What, is this Paul Wall's family? Maybe Latrell Sprewell's?

Oh...BAWLS. My bad.

 

Junkie --
I am so glad to have you back you cannot believe it, what with Subprimatenetwork and all.
Please don't leave us to their kind ever again.
And bubbler, why don't you and I hop on down to Ernie von Schledorn's and egg a couple cars. We'll feel better.
(I thought this was a post about The National Liquor Bar's closing.)

 

Bubbler....I totally agree, and wanted to say that in earlier, but it took me 20 minutes to type my original response, and providing details just wasn't an option at 3:45am.

I have that half drunk, way too giddy thing going on now....I love that. But by halftime I'll be a puddle cursing the inventor of tanqueray.

 

Ashy --
It's 11:30 AM ON SUNDAY, dude.
Tanqueray?
You do know the Pats are playing tonight, right?

 

Horny, drunk and posting is no way to go through life, folks.

 

You know, if they were balling, they could probably just make a new family member to replace the one they lost.

 

OK, so my spelling was impaired. Experiment concluded.

 

Hey, I'd still rather drunk you read than most columnists I sober know.






Uh ...


Yeah.

 

i blame page designers