Inside the Incredible Booming Subterranean Marijuana Railroad

Just tell them there's a stash of Doritos and Ding Dongs waiting when they get to the end. They'll dig just fine.

 

Marijuana is causing massive traffic problems in Colorado, where thieves are so consumed with mile marker 420 that the state had to alter its entire distance information system:



Personally I'd rather have the 419.99 sign.

 

So if you're caught smuggling marijuana at the Mexican border, can you just say you're on your way to Colorado?

 

With all that digging there's no way they have pot tits.