Inside the Red Sox meltdown

It's that same fackin' agument drove fackin' Nomah off the fackin' Sawx.

 

Speaking of the manager's marital problems...

 

I wasn't going to say anything but that's been out there for years.

None of this bilge is really new except for the painkillers and the beer-drinking on company time.

 

Ah, Hazel, remember her well from her days on Sportsnet where she was OK to look at but terrible to listen to.

 

Gag.

 

Yep, she's a Toronto native.

 

Henry on Boston radio now saying he "didn't support the Crawford signing."

This dumbass does realize he has Crawford for six more years whether he likes it or not, right?

Jesus. Even the Orioles have to be watching this and thinking: "We're going to have to work even harder to maintain our position as the most paranoid, moronic franchise in the division."

 

I'm sure I speak for all Braves fans when I thank the Red Sox profusely for this complete and utter CF of a situation.

Hey Boston, would you have any interest in taking back Derek Lowe? All you have to do is pay 1 million of his salary, and he's yours. He'll fit right in.

 

He would easily be third best pitcher right now, and possibly their second.

 

To think people trust this guy with their money.
Thank you, Mr. Henry, for showing us one can plumb fresh depths of stupidity every day.

 

This certainly has been highly entertaining to watch.

Any Sox fans want to weigh in on what - if any - effect John Farrell's departure had on the collapse of the pitching staff? Would he have been able to keep the guys from pounding back the beers and getting fat from eating fried chicken during games?