Insurance companies can lick my big toe!

My entire bill, full-coverage auto and apartment, is only $65 a month with State Farm. Somehow, I doubt I save much my switching, plus I like having an real-live agent who's 6 blocks away.

 

My age, car, an accident and where I live (a high-accident rate area) were all conspiring with Allstate to help bend me over.

 

You like dealing with people? Hell, I don't think I've ever talked to someone with Progressive. All deals done online.

 

Yes, I do. I prefer human contact. It's why I don't bank online and why I have an old-fashioned insurance agent.

 

Crazy.

 

I pay $75 a month with Progressive and have saved $50 a month by moving to a different state.

 

Well, you're also a girl. I'm guessing you have a clean record and an older car, too. Insurance companies seem to have something against guys under 25 (at the time) who get into unavoidable accidents with what they deem a sports car. Fuckers.

 

Holy shit. Note to self: Move out west. Pronto.

 

reading comprehension is for jerks

 

Um, he's not talking to me, MM.

 

All you girls look the same to me.

(which is to say I'll fix it)

 

Tell them you need to be compensated somehow -- by them paying any interest accrued on a credit card, by a free month, anything -- so you can avoid moving to another insurance agency.