Irony so thick you can cut it with a knife

Can we get boots over here to give us a definition of irony?

 

Ohhhh, lets not.

 

To see if my teachings are sinking in...

 

I can't wait for the debates......the rumor in Boston is Barnicle has tabbed Dorris Kearns Goodwin as his running mate, both being members of the Plagiarism Party it only made sense.

Keep an eye on Ben Afleck, he may enter the race as well. He'll choose his wife Jennifer Garner as his running mate, which is a savvy political move. She should help sway the "pink hats" his way.

 

Personally, I believe it's more like having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

But, maybe that's just me.

 

Because Colin Firth and Ruth Gemmel were so good in the original British adaptation of the book. If you haven't seen it, it's well worth finding.

 

Mmmmmmm Colin Firth.

 

Your professional jealousy and failings never fail to amuse me.

 

You reek of fail.

 

Actually, I just haven't showered yet.

 

From what I've been told about the details of irony, it is more like the free advice that you just didn't take.

But who would have thought ...

 

Irony:
BYH takes a minute away from sucking off Josh Beckett to imply that others are Red Sox homers!