Is there actually press-box etiquette?

I think you should have taken a shit on his laptop.

 

I would have told him to move...in a loud and plain voice...and point where the out of towners sit...

 

I would have sat in the second row and thrown grapes at him for the entire game... Then, after the game, I would have slit his throat... ;D

 

Yes.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Load his laptop bag with stuff from the buffet table.

 

Thanks for stopping by Najeh.

 

If nobody is willing to help you, then I'd wait for the right moment and then move all of your stuff -- computer included -- into the SID's seat. When the SID asks why you are there, tell him.

You'll get your seat back in about three seconds. Trust me.

 

speaking of seats, you'd think some press boxes would allow for more arm room?!?

this one time, no, not at band camp, but at an NFL game, I was practically rubbing Leslie Visser's left boob, we were sitting so close together! talk about uncomfortable!

 

They want to cram as many seats as possible in, especially at big games.

Yes, it's quite uncomfortable at times.

 

This thread is useless without pictures.

 

wow. did you have anyone take a picture? and if so ...