Is this why Sean Salisbury was off the air for a while?

I really like the "grand slam" that's scrolling across the ticker.

 

Just for you, homey.

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I think Salisbury is getting a bad rap on this board. Can someone please inform me when he was off the air? I think Salisbury is a great guy. I have met him and he was nothing but nice.

 

When he was off the air, the birds sang. The sun shone. The air was clean and crisp. Life as we knew it was marvelous.

 

That's the funniest shit I've seen in quite a while.

My eyes are full of tears.

 

Wow. I bow in your general direction.

 

I am so proud to have set that on a tee.

Ho-lee SHIT that was funny.

 

Sorry if I'm DB-ing this, but here's two links to Deadspin. Apparently he did it. And as someone noted earlier, it sure seems this will bolster Reynolds' case.

http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/just-a-reminder-on-our-pal-lil-sean-227678.php

and

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/something-to-think-about-while-watching-sean-salisbury-226883.php

 

top ten phrases salisbury used while showing his pic...
10. introducing my new iSchlong
9. say hello to my lil' friend
8. wanna hold my clipboard?
7. see, it's hardly been used
6. yeah, that is zoomed in
5. seen a picture of harold's bat? no? want to?
4. i've got a stylus for your touchpad
3. i'm 'hung' up on you
2. clayton said i shouldn't go long
1. yes, the strip steak can come to the phone right now

 

In No. 1, instead of strip steak, I think you want to go with Salisbury steak.

 

more like vienna sausage