Issues/requests for new SJ.com

Damn, who knew the name change thing would be such a hand-wringer for so many.

Just pick one name and stick with it, the name-changing thing is kinda silly anyway.

 

After Tuesday at 7 p.m. Central, you will not be able to change your name in the future. End of story.

 

Crystal.

 

I didn't get a chance to pat you on the back for that decision Webby. I'm a big fan.

 

Ever put your life in another man's hands? Asked him to put his in yours?

 

Shut the fuck up jarhead.

 

You know, DyePack, I'm currently loving this shtick as Col. Jessop, but he only had so many lines in the movie. Won't you run out eventually?

 

I'm just spitballing here.

 

Might I suggest JustinTimberlakeRocksMyBody.

Seriously, just go with BYH. It's a staple around these parts, you shouldn't part with history.

 

On the name-changing thing, I know Webby's made his decision, and I could care less since I've been dog428 and will likely never take the time to change it, but there's another way you can figure out who someone is.

If you search back through their old posts, just look at the quote boxes. Damn near everyone here has carried on a conversation/argument and has used a quote box that includes about five replies between them and whoever they're talking/arguing with. The names on the quotes don't change no matter how many times the person changes his/her name. For example, look back through Pube's old posts. Sumbitch has used about 100 names and they're all in there at one point or another.

 

A tiny price to pay for 364 days of relative sanity.