It must be an election year because ...

He use the door or was he just raptured upwards?

 

A great light shone down from the heavens...

 

... leaving behind the unwashed, unrepentant and unsaved heathens who hate America.

 

Yeah, but we are, admittedly, faaaaaaabulous!

 

There's no one, no one on this board, including the socialist Fenian, that I think to myself, "That's a person if I ever met face to face, I'd beat the hell out of," more than you, Z-wuss.

Fenian? I'd just buy his fatass a ticket to be Vladmir Putin's neighbor.

 

"I'm the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge!"

 

Fenian said: 

LOL, that guy?  Really?  This guy could give Radar a run for his money: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000078/

Here's a quick story about the guv:  Easter Sunday 1999, Kerry Wood was pitching on a rehab assignment at Sec Taylor for the Iowa Cubs.  Wood pitched great, but as usual, the bullpen imploded and lost the game.  I'm walking back to my car, which was two blocks west of the stadium and I hear this bickering behind me.  I didn't turn around to look yet, but it was amusing to hear the argument the wife was having with the husband.  She replies "Excuse me, can you answer a question?" to me. I turned around and it was Vilsack and his wife. 

She asks me a question concerning the a call during the game (which I can't remember specifically).  She said that the ruling was correct, Vilsack said it wasn't.  I happened to have a rule book in my pocket that day.  I looked up the question and gave them the official answer and sided with her.  She turns to him, smiles giddily and says "See?  I told you."  His face rumpled up into a prune so quickly and he didn't say another word as they were heading back to their car.  That was funny as hell to watch. 

 

This is funny on so many levels.

First, the fact that you sit around your house dreaming about being able to fight other message board posters is hilarious -- in a we're-laughing-at-just-how-pathetic-you-are way.

Second, the fact that an anonymous message board gets you "fighting" mad is rather comical, and also a great insight into the level of maturity we're dealing with here.

Third, that you actually believe that you could beat somebody's ass is outrageously funny. We all know your type, babble. You're a big guy when you're sitting behind the keyboard, but a big, fat puss in real life.

Just go away you pathetic shit. Nobody's impressed. Nobody's scared. Nobody's taking you serious. That's the trifecta. Move along, now.

 

Let me just say this:

I am probably the only person on this board who knows Bobblehead. He's from down under (Texas), has been in my house, and actually introduced me to SportsJournalists.com. I'm not sure whether to be grateful for that or not.

But you're right dog. He's not very big. 5-9, 185, but he's (crap I can't remember what color it is. just below black) belt in karate. Did some of that brick-breaking stuff for an evangelistic group for several years. Wrote all his life in Tejas, the Friendly state. And most of the time, believe it or not, he's friendly. But I think he could take care of himself in a fisticuff. Pathetic..??? I wouldn't go there.

Having said that, the whole argument here is a merry-go-round. It goes nowhere. Liberals and/or homosexual sympathizers say those who want nothing to do with legalizing it are hate-filled mongrels only when they raise the argument to intense levels, which considering the typical thread, is saying anything more than "It's not for me, but to each his own." Obviously, there's no middle ground because no one is going to say, "hey, that's a cool lifestyle. I think I'll make the switch myself." So where do you go with it other than to end up in a playground name-calling war? I don't have the answer to that. Maybe someone does.

But damn, none of the usual suspects are going to change.

 

Shocking. /seanconneryvoice/

That post had me rolling. Well done.

You better not fuck with bobble and his fuschia belt, guys.

 

But I showered on Friday. Does that count?

 

Let me say, I'm impressed ....

that babble had enough sense in his tiny little brain to create two identities.

You just moved up from retarded Neanderthal to slow-minded Neanderthal in my book. Congrats.

Dipshit.