It seems Deadspin is about to go guns blazing at ESPN re: sex rumors

Her's my sense of what these untold stories are going to look like:
BREAKING NEWS: FAVRE CAUGHT FLU FROM CHILDRESS
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Yeah, that's my reaction. If this isn't the level of Mike Tirico chasing down interns, I'll be disappointed.

 

On page 1 of this thread, Deadspin brought up Erik Kuselias being a horndog.

It looks like he's heading to the Golf Channel: http://www.thegolfchannel.com/tour-insider/kuselias-williams-host-morning-show-morning-drive-40732/

I wonder if he was the one the ESPN allegedly had so much dirt on, they decided not to renew his contract?

 

Maybe it was a package deal, you get the rights to Kuselias and Point Break.

 

As someone who listens to ESPN & doesn't have Sirius, this is great news. Do they want Cowherd?

 

Latest Margery story on DS entails how Christmas would be better without Jesus Christ...maybe that was the promised shocking revelation.

 

Maybe he celebrates Festivus.

 

It seems the first installment is very much trying to imply things about Pete Sampras.

http://deadspin.com/5715281/the-former-tennis-pro-the-reality-tv-lady-with-the-porn+star-friend-and-the-viking-cruise

 

Sampras is the only American tennis player who fits the description. I wonder who the Reality star is.

On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a 2.

 

I read it quickly earlier, and got no sense of who the tennis player was (although I wasn't trying hard because I really don't care). Is it sort of skeevy to name someone here who wasn't named there?

 

Although, on second thought: I don't know what could be skeevier than the mess they posted over there.

Blech.