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It's 5-7-5, dammit!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, May 14, 2006.

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  1. Jones

    Jones Active Member


    Oh, Head of Khartoum.
    Time for another name change:
    Leg of Barbaro?
     
    Jones, May 23, 2006
    #253
  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Toum comes, Toum then goes
    fights addiction cold turkey
    relapse didn't hurt?
     
    Flying Headbutt, May 23, 2006
    #254
  3. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Murphy's is for kids
    Try the Southport Schoolyard or
    Nevin's in E-town
     
    Cadet, May 23, 2006
    #255
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    abe simpson has gone
    far too curious I guess?
    I've got nothing else.
     
    Flying Headbutt, May 23, 2006
    #256
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Now that I'm single
    I have nothing else to do
    I am pathetic
     
    sportschick, May 23, 2006
    #257
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Dog-sitting no more
    Today has been fucking long
    Sports section is sharp.
     
    Songbird, May 23, 2006
    #258
  7. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Revive the haiku
    Even Newsweek has caught on
    Celeb news in verse

    (from 5/14/06 issue)


    Ashlee Simpson
    That bump on my schnoz,
    like my sister's spouse, is gone.
    Nose job? I am coy.


    Nicole Richie
    Like a waterfall,
    my confession tumbles forth:
    I don't eat, like, ever.


    Britney Spears
    Out, out, damned K-Fed!
    Wait, don't go: impregnate me,
    baby, one more time.
     
    Cadet, May 31, 2006
    #259
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    since it will be june
    that means a lack of haikus?
    but this thread was fun.
     
    Songbird, May 31, 2006
    #260
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    9th place out of 10
    my rotisserie team sucks
    mother fucking shit
     
    Songbird, May 31, 2006
    #261
  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I'm bucking the trend,
    keeping this thread alive yet.
    Haiku thread won't end!
     
    imjustagirl2, Jun 1, 2006
    #262
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    IJAG's avatar
    is a flavor of the month;
    Brook Jacoby mourns
     
    Songbird, Jun 1, 2006
    #263
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    All is well with us.
    Now it's just the small matter
    of offing the wife.
     
    imjustagirl2, Jun 1, 2006
    #264
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