It's 5-7-5, dammit!

Loo-oo-ove brokers!
You're partying in a morgue
Shelly Long pre-Cheers

 

Bradys ask for loan
Pedophile gives them dimes
TV Land kicks ass

 

Baby in corner?
Not with Swayze on the case.
Orbach pre-Briscoe.

 

Jonathan Richman
Was the singer in "Mary"
In the end, ate lead.

 

A jump to the left,
And then a step to the right
Soon, the pelvic thrust

 

amusement park trips?
shoop's the best teacher ever!
viva summer school!

 

"I'll take it again"
"I can fail! I know I can!"
Dave said to Chainsaw

 

where are my car keys?
they are somewhere in this room
chainsaw knows the truth

 

fred shoop's dilemma:
we're stuck here, we're trapped like rats:
let's take some field trips

 

shoop's changing his tune
his tenure's in jeopardy
has to start teaching

 

alan makes a deal
shoop must grant us each one wish
we'll do some homework

 

write complaint letters
you can get free sunglasses
sign it francis gremp