It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

My kitten mittons and dick towel are washed and ready to go for Thursday night.

 

I'm ready to go It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia all over everybody's ass.

 

It's important to keep your dick towel washed.

 

I'm giddy, for what it's worth. Been watching some of the first two seasons. Giddy.

 

I'm already getting a craving for human meat.

 

I've got a guy...

 

What's up, bitches?

 

Kind of a slow start to the season, I thought. Some laughable moments.

Also, product placement is starting to get out of hand.

Kind of ironic that theMiller guy from the commercials was on a show with Coors all over the broadcast.

 

It seems like they're going to go with the storylines for at least one more episode, since the preview for next week during The League had Dennis making faces at his new wife. I thought the episode was a solid B+ compared to the rest of TV, but a C- for Always Sunny. The bar is so ridiculously high for the show.

 

Sweet camel toe. That's a nice tuck job, there.

 

Charlie's explanation of how the nuts came to be in the alley just killed me.

Also:

"Here, let me hit you with the 2x4."
"I don't want to play that game anymore."

 

I don't know why, but the names Maureen and Bill Ponderosa are genius.