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It's really hot, aka I hate my roommate

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, May 31, 2008.

  1. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    I say if you're hot, turn the AC on. If she doesn't like it, tell her you can either leave it on until the house cools or she can lick your balls dry. I feel that's a fair compromise.
     
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I don't think IJAG has balls. She's not Sharon Stone.
     
  3. Board Stiff

    Board Stiff Member

    Tell her it'll be June in only a few hours.
     
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    It's fitting somebody named "Board Stiff" posted in a thread about a sweaty IJAG.
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    A brief but powerful storm just came through, so it's only 81 now.

    I guess I should stop complaining. :(
     
  6. joe

    joe Active Member

    But that most definitely ain't.
     
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  7. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    That's kind of crazy unless she's renting out your bed while you're away. It's not like it's going to take half as much heat or AC when you're not there.

    In my early 20s I moved into a place and one of the roomies pulls me aside and says the other guy thinks it's the first guy's turn to buy the toilet paper and they're fighting about it, but he knows where the guy keeps his stash, so if I need to take a crap and the guy isn't there, the toilet paper is hidden under the one guy's bed, otherwise use a Kleenex or a napkin or whatever you can find. If I hadn't already paid first and last, I'd have left right then, which would have been a shame because one of the guys who was away that week became one of my closest friends and remains so 27 years later. Instead I excused myself, walked to the corner and bought a huge thing of toilet paper. And that settled that.
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    At midnight, turn on the AC to 60 degrees and tell her "It's now June and I'm turning the A/C on."

    Then stand over the vent in a wet T-shirt and send us pics...
     
  9. ralph wiggum

    ralph wiggum Member

    Don't worry IJAG, you'll be able to cool off in Seattle in a couple of weeks. It's never (ok, almost never) hot in June in Seattle.
     
  10. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    IJAG is all like "Damn, can someone put on the AC?"

    And her roommates are all like "Dude, I don't see what the problem is."

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  11. joe

    joe Active Member

    Wow.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Indeed, Could use a burger or 10.
     
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