Jason Whitlock really ticks me off

naw, chief. nobody here gives a shit about that dumbass. his act grew old around here a long, long time ago. there only are so many self-inflicted blowjobs a person can administer in public before the act simply becomes tiresome.

 

OK, where were we?

 

you were telling me I engage in hero worship and I was telling you how wrong you were.

 

You've made your point. Let's move on.

 

so we can talk more about Tubby? no thanks.

 

I was planning on cleaning my car today, but with nothing else on my plate, I said screw it. I'll probably just sit around watching college basketball all day and clean my car tomorrow.

Wait. Which thread is this? I'm so confused.

 

tweet! tweet!

 

You're not very good at life, are you?

 

LOUD NOISES!