Jay Cutler

Wow. Just a little while ago I was going to post that he seems to share some traits with Mark Zuckerberg.

 

I don't think this is a stretch at all. I was thinking some of this, but unable to verbalize it like you did.

 

He's already diabetic. I don't think you can have more than one of those things.

 

Did you read the part where he barked at the writer for asking him to clarify if he watched the games or not? It certainly doesn't sound like he's matured.

Maybe he has high-functioning aspergers.

Or maybe, he's just a punk asshole.

 

Probably fair to point out it could be both, actually. Probably not a very nice thing to discuss, but certainly Cutler could be diagnosed with some social disorder and still be considered rude. There are certainly high functioning people with asbergers who aren't also dicks.

 

As I said on another thread, I have a cousin who has high-functioning aspergers. He swam at and graduated from Stanford and has a job making six-figures a year as an engineer for a computer company.

His own family has trouble being in the same room with him for more than five minutes.

He makes Cutler look like a teddy bear.

I don't think Cutler has aspergers. I think he's just an asshole.

 

People with aspergers don't have the censors that the rest of us have. They just blurt out whatever crosses their mind. If they're not happy to see you, they'll tell you that.

The only indication that Cutler might have a mild version of this is his inability to make eye contact.

 

Maybe all the writers are dicks.

 

Yeah, all the writers in Nashville who covered him at Vandy, all of the writers at the combine, all of the writers in Denver and all of the writers in Chicago are all dicks.

It's not like he went from Philly to Boston to New York.

 

I don't know Jay Cutler, but I know lots of writers. It's a toss-up.

 

I've been saying for years he's a poor man's Brett Favre.

 

The Bears writers are a pretty likable group, with one notable exception. And that exception is one hell of a reporter.