JDV Vids - hot women & fast boats! *Funny*

indians, it's a goof-off thread. Take it in that spirit. Try out your best Shecky material.

Hell, post the rules of cards. You're not getting in the way of anything important.

 

Would you like a lighter with that gallon of gas?

 

I don't quite know why, but those have got to be the most profoundly hilarious two sentences ever posted.

 

Smartest thing said on this board. And I will take the Good Doctor's advice and walk away from this one. No ground will be gained here.

 

Can I start posting recipes?

 

Are we gonna get samples of anything baked?

 

Damn, I can't remember CJ's line there, Doc.

But you do not FUCK with the grandchildren.

 

I believe the most profoundly hilarious two sentences ever posted are found here.

 

Hell, I got nothing on that one.

 

To get serious for just a sec...

For the record: most boards on the Web have some form of TOS, and moderating any decent-sized board can be damn near a full-time job -- and incredibly frustrating -- if there's not enough hired help.

markvid et al., I wish you luck.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled merriment...

 

As for me, time to pop an ambien and try to get at least 8 hours to kick this flu.
Good night all...

 

You took a five hour fight with the flu? You are going to get hundreds of people sick!