JDV Vids - hot women & fast boats! *Funny*

Like Paul Newman hot?

 

Oh, I know. Doc is super-old...or a year older than me, but still.. older is hotter.

 

I'd say like Cary Grant hot.

 

Buck, there's a lot going on for many of the SJ gals where JDV is concerned. Forget about post numbers and think more along the lines of respective content, level of emotional vitriol, nature of the JDV attacks ('small dick,' etc) and attempted diminution of the 'hot girls' JDV shows in his pics, vids, etc.

We're talking apples and oranges here.

At least that's my take, regarding some (not all) of the female SJ posters where JDV is concerned. In the, what, first 42 replies to his post there were how many women? 5? (spup, 21, IJAG, Cadet, SC; several of whom posted more than once) And this always happens with JDV's threads. Statistically speaking, it's anomalous. I'd have to go through the data, but the only other threads I can think of with such skewed numbers would be random thoughts, hot guy threads, and other stereotypically 'female-oriented' threads (chick flick movie/tv show discussions, etc). You don't see this pattern on, say, and NBA thread or an NFL thread. And you certainly don't see the level of gender specific ('you have a small dick,' 'no girl would want to be with you,' etc) and flat-out emotionally-driven spew in those threads that you see towards JDV by some of the female posters here.

There are plenty of other SJ characters many have disliked (boots, DyePk, ...), but I don't recall the repeated 'small dick' jokes. I mean, freaking some female poster came on, she reads JDV for the first time and her response is to 'dub' him 'cocktail weiner dick,' or whatever. There's a lot of need to try to contain his masculine ego and genitalia imagery going on with these female posters towards JDV, and towards the girls he has in the videos/pics (basketballs in her tits, or whatever). Take that for what it's worth, but it's all there. I'm not conjuring it up.

 

He's from Montana (I think).

 

Carrie came up with that on a nuked S&N thread.

 

I'm glad you have entered the first step of recovery, Zeke: Acceptance. You're on the right path. Stay strong. It works if you work it.

Don't feel too bad, though. You are far from alone in your declared inability to grasp the numerous layers of my written work. I'm used to it.

 

Truly, your intellect is dizzying.

I'll try and peel through some of the layers later, after my juice and my nap.

 

Hey, Zeke, I'd have to check with the rest of the dudes over at the jock table, but I'm pretty sure you just got served. Don't ever show your face in this junior-high lunchroom again!