Jeff Pearlman: SJ.com is for loosers!!11!!11!!

It's loosers.

Isn't anything sacred here anymore?

 

Fucking auto-correct.

 

Thanks for stopping by, Jeff.

 

90% of the work is on espresso machines. The business is called Rescue 1 Espresso for Pete's sake.

Any ham and egg man can fix a coffee machine.

But you mention fixing coffee machine once, and your branded forever.

 

A state of the board thread masquerading as a 120-second podcast recorded in someone's car?
Really?

 

Not only did Pearlman used to post about himself, but if you posted something critical of him you'd get a DM.

I ripped him one time for a throwaway line in a Josh Hamilton SI profile in which he compared Rocco Baldelli to a young Joe DiMaggio. He DM'd me and swore he never wrote that, until I sent him a link from the SI Vault. He then accused me of stalking him.

 

There is a grand tradition of big-name writers coming here for validation and getting irate when it doesn't work out as planned.

 

If anyone needs a coffee machine fixed, YF is your guy!

 

Racist.

 

My Colon

I still remember playing in that footy game between the cleanout and bedtime. I don't think I've ever been more scared doing something I love before or since.

 

Also, and I've said this before but it's worth saying again, Jeff was very, very kind when some weird newspaper kid cornered him on a ball field to ask him about how to get a job at a magazine.