Jeff Pearlman: SJ.com is for loosers!!11!!11!!

Are there any law school dropouts here? Is that a thing here?

 

Well, if we are worried about this, I can get someone to sign up for SJ who effortlessly aced both the MCAT and LSAT, and did get his law degree JD or whatever it's called.

He's a bigger pervert than me and would fit right in.

 

I sure hope we find one, otherwise it's all on me.

 

There's the other coffee machine repairman. You don't know he was talking about you.

 

And he worked so hard to create the JDV persona.

 

Fuck anyone that doesn't enjoy this place. Fuck them all. This place is what you make of it. I think it is both a fun and thought provoking place. If anyone is getting their boxers/briefs or panties in a wad over what happens here, fuck them, they should get a clue and a life.

 

Yes! This shit is right in my wheelhouse. #stateoftheboard

(Now how do I get to recognize on Facebook old timers whose real names I don't know?)

 

Someone should ask Rocker what he thinks about Pearlman posting here.

 

To paraphrase OOP, does YF pay for the space he occupies in Pearlman's head?

 

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."

"But ya fuck one goat.."

 

Any history of this place that leaves out the wondrous few months of JDV is an incomplete one. It was the most united I've ever seen people on this site. Democrats and Republicans, Red Sox fans and Yankees fans, dogs and cats all coming together to laugh at one common enemy. It was bliss.

 

OOP unites the entire board on an ongoing, daily basis.