Jenna Fischer: Available

I love Jenna Fischer. Oh god. She and Megan Mullally ... it'd be the best 15 seconds of their lives.

 

Her well-earned rep:

- On Felicity with .. .Scott Foley.
- Leaves him for a fling with Michael Vartan . . .who was on Alias with her.
- Leaves him for Ben Affleck, who of course was Daredevil to her Elektra.

If I were an actor and single, I'm pretty sure I'd want to be cast alongside Jennifer "Sure Thing" Garner.

 

I think in any marriage/relationship, when one of you has a massive lifestyle change of any kind, it's a strain. And with sudden stardom, seems like there's also a big shift in the perceived balance of power in the relationship -- one of you is suddenly the shit, being praised and coddled and paid big bucks and publicly lusted after, while the other is doing the same stuff they always did.

Plus, you probably are spending a lot less time together, which can't help.

 

Arnold's right.

My celebrity has strained my marriage.

 

I have to tell my girlfriend about this.

Jenna is on my list. She is an approved name.

Blessed day!

 

Yeah, that must be the problem.

 

Hey, Scott Foley's on "The Unit." I imagine it'll get better ratings than Vartan's new show. Don't get me wrong -- Foley losing Jennifer Garner is like Jerry Maguire dropping Cushman the night before the draft. But it's not like the guy's out of work.

 

I'll bet that's it. Her husband was more of an up and comer who threw his wife a bone (no pun intended) and put her in a few of his flicks. Then she got more famous than him, and I'll bet he just got jealous.

Then Jenna met Bob Slydell and they live happily ever after...

 

Too late. Jenna already fancies me.

 

I bet James Gunn found out she was having an affair with the guy that plays Kevin.

 

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

 

Naaa. I'm sorry... one look and she was hooked. It was me.