Jessica Alba -- too sexy for church?

Surrender, Jessica

 

I would hope her indoctrination would culminate in the constant calling to God.

 

It does. He'd wear a condom now.

 

Et tu, Junkie?

 

"Boone, I anticipate a deeply religious experience."

 

I still have no idea what she looks like. Any help?

 

First, why was she getting counselling from the youth pastor? She's a grown woman.
Also, has that youth pastor gotten his *ss kicked by every man in the congregation?

 

Eh.

 

Let me rephrase: cute.

 

homina-homina-homina.

 

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm OK alone but you've got something I need, well

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and
Try them on to see
I been lookin' around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive, I been all around the world
Some people say I done all right for a girl

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and
Try them on to see
I been lookin' around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said yes, but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm OK alone but you got something I need, well

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and
Try them on to see
I been lookin' around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key