Joe Arpaio says Obama's birth certificate forged

This was someone I know's Facebook wall tonight:

 

None of those statements are accurate.

 

A lifetime of non-accomplishment?

 

DANG!!!!

 

I know. That was the best one.

 

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2012/03/17/20120317arpaio-conspiracy-montini.html

Arpaio is upset the media is not taking the investigation seriously.

 

Aw, that's a damn shame Joe.

 

Wonder why not?

 

Here's a picture of this mailman, just so you know he's credible and on top of all the facts:



As for any bullshit claim that Obama is not a natural-born citizen - and I can't believe this bullshit is still so widespread - I know quite a lot about U.S. citizenship laws and I know for a fact that even if he hadn't been born in Hawaii, he was still a U.S. citizen at birth.

His mother was a U.S. citizen who was born and raised in the United States and would have satisfied any and all residency requirements to pass on her citizenship regardless of where on this planet her children were born.

For instance, Obama has a maternal half-sister who was born in Indonesia. Nevertheless, his sister was a U.S. citizen at birth.

Any claims to the contrary are pure and unadulterated bullshit, and anyone who insists on continuing to spread this bullshit should be mocked at every possible opportunity for their idiocy.

 

Arizona and Florida now way out front in our national Sad-But-True punchline competition. California sends its congratulations.

 

Mississippi haz a sad. And unfortunately thinks haz might be spelled correctly.

 

Does Obama qualify if he was born abroad?