John Rocker, still a nut

John Rocker is right about speaking English. My Great Great Grandparents had to learn English to make it in this country and so should everyone else. We should not accommodate them, they should assimilate to us.

 

In Rocker's case, speaking "English" is a relative term.

 

I'm just surprised the moron is familiar with English. I figured Rocker would say something to the effect of "I don't speak English, I speak American."

 

Her t-shirt is designed to be read by people looking down from tall buildings, or blimps.

You can barely see the "SPEAK" part of her shirt, it's pointing straight up.

President Bush could be speaking pidgin Spanglish or Uzbekistani, for all I care, if you get to take that t-shirt off her at night.

 

Is that Jody Watley? (help me out, BYH )

 

Hahahhaah, and now Rocker's PR blog:

http://jrockpr.blogspot.com/

 

If she sucks in that stomach any harder, it's going to shoot right out her rectum.

 

Oh my goodness, that thing is completely legit. That's the woman who held Rocker's hand thruout his aborted stint with the LI Ducks.

Lordy.

Along the same lines, I am having my publicist start a blog about me. She's going to call it BYHlastsforever.blogspot.com.

 

Nice English!

 

Ingles is American owned. Says so right there on the wall.

 

Help me out here... Why the fuck do I care what John Rocker has to say about anything?

Ballplayer is an idiot = marginal story
Ex-ballplayer is still an idiot = not a story

And yes, she's spectacular.

 

Is it wrong that I really, really, really, really want to now find a shirt that reads SPEAK FARSI?