Jon and Kate (of Jon and Kate plus 8)

That was a literal LOL moment right there. Quality.

 

I'm trying to think of a delicate way to put this. That lady has spit out eight kids. It would be like throwing a pencil down a subway tunnel.

 

Maybe they were C-sections - with sextuplets, I could definitely see the doc going in after them rather than waiting for them to come out on their own.

 

I like my joke better.

 

The sextuplets were definitely c-sections. They were born a total of three minutes apart.

 

LOL, at that rate they'd better have been delivered by C-section.....otherwise from the waist down she'd have looked like a pez dispenser.

I say this on the 10th anniversary of my most recent encounter with a C-section.....Happy Birthday, Bobby - Daddy loves you.

 

Wouldn't suprise me if the twins were too. I think most doctors do C-sections on multiple to births to avoid the whole lack of oxygen at birth thing.

 

Next week on MODDY AND KATE.....Moddy hits it and quits it. But does he make it to the TV in time to catch another ninth-inning collapse by his beloved Nats? Tune in for the shocking series premier...and finale!! Only on TLC...The Looser Channel.

 

If I choose Kate, do I get to do the weiner cousins hand thingie with Jon?

 

JON & KATE GOSSELIN $10 MILLION DIVORCE BATTLE

Not only is the twosome tussling over their bank account, according to sources close to the couple, both of them have also consulted high-powered lawyers behind each other’s backs.

“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” an insider told The ENQUIRER.

“Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can — and they’re worth more than you think.”

Based on a reported paycheck of up to $75,000 for each episode, plus $20,000 per speaking engagement and additional income from book and autograph sales, the Gosselins are rolling in the dough.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/66733

 

Ah. The National Enquirer. Such a reputable source of information.