Jones gives good blog?

Let Boots make the final call.

 

This will give John Cook something to write about.

 

That is glorious.

P.S.: I don't get why so many people think I meant my semen tastes like battery acid. I meant it burns like battery acid.

 

But how many cold-cranking amps will it store for those tough winter starts?

 

1. Never pour battery acid on an open vagina.
2. "Also: If your man goes down on you, the terror clamp is an inappropriate physical response." Two thoughts:
a. That's very funny
b. Fuck

 

http://readitlaterlist.com/

Get it. Love it.

 

adidas has a line of 'pro-moderator' shoes.

 

In general, I'm very pro moderator.

 

Fire engine red? What color are the Immoderators?

 

Glitter. With spiders.