jumpin' jebus.

That might have ben slightly overly COCKDIAN. I had problems reading it. Wait, I guess that means it was perfect then.

 

I wonder if there are any college basketball coaches stopping by Williamsport to wish this kid luck this week.

 

Or the circus......

 

Especially when the town is Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. Saudi Aramco doesn't provide a high school for dependent children of its foreign employees. In a year or two, he'll have to leave to further his education.

 

I would think he should steal a lot of bases. I know 6-8 kids aren't generally fast, but he only needs two strides to cover those 60-feet basepaths.

 

Depends on if he's adjusted well to his new body. God knows I was pretty akward trying to go from 5-8 to 6-foot in a short span as a kid. I can't even fathom 6-5 to 6-8 for a 13 year old.

 

I'm watching the game right now and he just got walked. I wanted to see his base running but the manager took him out(damnit).

 

How about football coaches? If the kid can move at all, he could have a future as a defensive end.

 

WTF?? I never wrote that.

 

No, I think I cut out what you actually wrote, but it didn't cut out the "coffeeman" part of it. Sorry.