Just wondering how not_who_i_usually_am is doing?

A friend of mine went on match and the first woman he met on there blew him on the first night, they had sex the second night, she gave up the back door on the third night and then about a week later, she said she couldn't see him anymore because she'd been too much of a bad girl.

My buddy retired from match after that, saying there was no way he could ever beat that.

 

That's what they all say when they run out of orifices.

 

Fitting, because no post on this thread will ever top that one. Lock it up.

 

That....is.....AWESOME

 

I just called him for confirmation—she let him finish on the grille.

 

I think you're making that one up.

 

Oh, wcv, how I've missed you.

 

And later, she called HR, right?

 

What a back-door neighbor she was...

 

Instant social life.

 

Not, glad to hear things are going well. Are there any woman at the church who might be interested in a date? Seems like a good place to start. Anyway, good luck. It sounds like you've come through this thing and landed in a fairly decent spot.

 

Sounds like the girls on Match are more fun.