Keith Foulke retiring

And your point TSP?

 

You don't think a former WS hero signing with an MLB team, attempting a comeback, and then retiring on the day of pitchers and catchers reporting is a unique, interesting, headline-worthy story?

Then again, it wasn't in your neck of the woods, so it must not be.

But please, keep showing off your stupidity. Makes the rest of us look smart(er).

TSP: Good points; neither were in mine either.

 

YOU'RE WRONG

[size=6pt](Big neon red letters since you don't get it. Smaller explanation since you probably don't get that either.)

 

He's not wrong, TSP, it's not happening in New York/New Jersey/Boston! Cleveland is flyover country!!!

 

Bad news, Oz. Yahoo's Jeff Passan wrote this (or something very similar): I won't predict who will win the AL Central, but it won't be the Royals.

 

If I started a Mussina rips Pavano thread all you assholes would be saying who gives a fuck about the Yankees.

So I'm saying who gives a fuck about the Indians or anything in Cleveland other than LeBron.
It's a town full of losers ...

 

I know -- but thank to the NYT I know that Scott Schoeneweis is superstitious!!

 

Then please stay out so you don't add to our league-leading total.

 

"Hi Kettle. I'm Pot. You're black."

You know what I'd do if you started a thread about Mussina and Pavano? Ignore it. A) Because I don't care about the Yankees and b) You're a douchebag.

 

Would help if you could read, asshole:

Schoeneweis is not superstitious. He does not believe that No. 60 has any magical powers. It is not cool, like No. 99, which Turk Wendell and Mitch Williams wore. And, as he said, “It’s not like I’m going to have to give a guy a Rolex” to get the number back.

 

I see now -- man bites dog, not dog bites man! No wonder it made the NYT!!

 

Right, your inability to read a simple sentece is a man bites dog story.
No, it just further shows you are a fucking moron.
Go whine some more about how the Indians and Browns suck.