Wow...that's hilarious. I assumed the thread title was a joke. Great line, BTW: "My dad wouldn't have cared."
I liked the part where he urged young musicians not to follow his example. "So, for all you kids thinking of snorting the remains of your dead parent, don't do it."
Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop. Not only is that story unreal, but to look at his picture, he makes death look young. Damn.
Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...