Kevin Brown's yard debris spat

Damn, Del. You had to go and get all serious on us, huh?

I feel bad for laughing at the thread now. Shit.

 

Actually, I wasn't trying to get that serious, but what the heck are grass clippings worth pulling a gun for? Wait until the idiot goes to work and use a leaf blower to blow it back through the fence. Or, just let the damn stuff decompose.

He should have used that line from Plaschke's column about the last good pitch Brown throwing being the thing he whizzed at him in the locker room