Kid Rock + Waffle House + 5 a.m. = exactly what you'd expect

I'd like to see Rock in a throwdown with Danny Bonaduce.

 

Everything was fine until Maher told Rock to sit down and shut up.

 

Waffle House + 5 a.m. = enough to satisfy the equation.

Therefore Kid Rock = zero.

 

Damn. I knew I should have gone to a different Waffle House that morning.

 

Last late night Waffle House excursion in Atlanta I was on, I watched my brother wall-walk to his booth, order oatmeal which he hates, stare at it for a half hour, then wall-walk out ... good times

 

Isn't it always after 2 a.m.? I mean it's after 2 a.m. now. Also, I've got a hankering for hashbrowns with cheese.

 

There's a Waffle House just like this one in Midland.

 

You can take the thug out of the hood, but ....

 

My last Waffle House experience happened at 2 a.m. and you don't want me to rehash that time.

 

Wait...did that article refer to Waffle House as a restaurant?

 

The customer...was it Tommy Lee?

 

The victim was smothered and covered.