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Kill me now...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Elliotte Friedman, Jul 4, 2007.

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  1. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    Good to hear!
     
    SoSueMe, Jul 4, 2007
    #25
  2. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Where does the line begin because I would like to be next, please.
     
    kokane_muthashed, Jul 4, 2007
    #26
  3. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Take a tank of helium and one of those surgical gas masks. Close off the part of the mask that allows fresh air in. 15 minutes of breathing helium should do the trick. No pain, just a few minutes of a squeaky voice and you just ... go.

    Not that I'd recommend it, mind you. For entertainment purposes only.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Jul 4, 2007
    #27
  4. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Well-Known Member

    Let's start a list of reasons why you shouldn't kill yourself (or seek out somebody to do it for you):

    1. You are not Boots (you have that going for you.
     
    Just_An_SID, Jul 5, 2007
    #28
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    2. You may never have to be in the same room as JDV.
     
    Flash, Jul 5, 2007
    #29
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    3) IJAG stalks you.
     
    sportschick, Jul 5, 2007
    #30
  7. Flash

    Flash Guest

    List over. Sportschick wins.
     
    Flash, Jul 5, 2007
    #31
  8. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Wait, is this the "why you should live" list or the "why haven't you served yourself a cup of shotgun mouthwash yet" list?
     
    Mystery_Meat, Jul 5, 2007
    #32
  9. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member


    Unless you have been using contaminated toothpaste from China and just found out about it, "just because" ain't a good enough reason. I need more than that in order to fufill your request.
     
    Cansportschick, Jul 9, 2007
    #33
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