Ladies and gentlemen, THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS are heading to the playoffs

I named my fantasy basketball team Clubber_Slang.

I finished dead last.

 

No coincidence about it. You know a winner when you see it.

 

Cuz you don't have my swag

 

Hey Clubber you still got that picture of the kid hunting a duck with the Nintendo pistol?

Still one of the funniest things ever posted here.

 

Not a duck, but...

 

Man we've been thru a lot with that bird.

Little dude remembers when you were thousands of posts ahead of me instead of 500-plus behind.

 

Yeah, he remembers when you had a life. And he sees a retirement window.

 

Hey goober I've got a life. Not all of us can vacation multiple times per month.

It also saw my thrashing of you in the NIAFL football title game. Whoo whoo.

 

And he wrote the award-winning gamer.

 

Damn straight. Hanging up in my old bedroom back home so Mom can gaze longingly at it. [/inside joke to the extreme]